Zombie Princess Beauty Regimen

I have to reveal to my followers: I've been doing something different lately! It's called actually trying to take care of my hygiene, skin, and hair. I gotta tell ya, I'm kind of known for skipping showers, pulling back my hair so I don't have to wash it, and just dealing with whatever skin I'm given. But recently I've decided that I love sponges, I love brushes, I love fruity smells, and I'm enjoying actually taking the time to find interesting and effective new bath & beauty products. I'm into Ipsy, I'm into Bath Bombs, and I'm definitely into telling everyone about it. Right here.

#1: Charcoal Toothpaste

$5.99/Bed, Bath, & Beyond

I gotta say - this was 100% just a case of jumping on a bandwagon. It's a hot trend right now, and I've been trying a different toothpaste like every time for YEARS. So I did that. Please seenmy friend Krissi's blog  http://althelilthings3.blogspot.com/ for further details. I bought it, it was legit black, and it looks fucking disgusting in my mouth. However, I legitimately feel like my teeth were immediately whiter. Krissi has a theory that it just LOOKS super white compared to the black shit we just rinsed off. This could be true. But dude. My teeth are pearly af.

#2: Bath Sponge + Body Wash

$3.99/TJ Maxx

I don't have a clue how this works, but you get this sponge that FILLED with body wash. This brands advertises that it's good for appx 20 washes (I'm at about 10  now, so we'll see). Also the cucumber scent is so damn clean and refreshing. So A-This really super does a good job with actual cleaning. B-For ppl who are obsessed with suds, it's not very sudsy. But it's AWESOME.

#3: Face Sponge!

$2.99/TJ Maxx

Another weird/cool sponge! This is some kind of bamboo/charcoal thingy. I don't even know how to describe it. It's about the size of the palm of my hand, and the outside feels really weird. I don't really  know what else to say. It's a thorough but gentle lil scrubby friend.

#4: Face Stuff!

$5.something/Walgreens

It's facewash, it smells nice, it doesn't make my skin oily OR dry. Enough said.

#5: Hair Savior

$6.99/Walmart

This is honestly a beautiful product with beautiful ingredients. It makes my hair v shiny and soft. For real.

#6: Old Man Back Scrubber & Body Scrub

$3.99/Ross - $4.99/Ross

Whatever, dude. This is like my favorite thing I own. I get the grossiest sweatiest back from sitting in these awful vinyl chairs at dialysis for 15 hours a week. This thing is amazing. And the sugar scrub is probably the best smelling thing I own. This makes my skin ridiculously soft. I like a good hard scrub, and I am DOWN with this.

No, these companies are not paying me to endorse their products lol. I just want to say that the grand total for this shit is totally and completely worth it. I don't think a lot of women take the time to pamper themselves. The ones that do are probably A LOT happier in life. I never have time for shit in the morning, so I take a luxurious shower when I'm about to go to bed. I feel like a good, clean, nice, and happy person when I get into bed. It legitimately helps me sleep better.

PLEASE INVEST IN YOURSELF, LADIES!!

Thank you for reading :)